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Author Archive | Elizabeth


Ode to AquaBeads: How an Unlikely Ally Helped This Mama Get Her Groove Back

If you are an avid consumer of Nick Jr. as we are in this household, you probably know quite a few commercial taglines just as well as you know your kids’ favorite cartoons’ theme songs. One day you’re humming “Gimme gimme gimme some speed,” and you string together “I love my ZippySack,” and before you […]

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Hyatt Hill Country

All Is Merry and Bright: Enjoying the Holidays at the Hyatt Regency Hill Country Resort

Alamo City Moms Blog is excited to have partnered with the Hyatt Regency Hill Country Resort to share information with San Antonio families about a stay at this hotel during the holidays. Be honest: how much time do you spend intentionally slowing down and soaking up all the excitement and joy that the month of December has […]

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Behold the display at the front of the store at my local Walmart aka Gift Card Central.

How the Gift Card Stole Christmas (But Not on My Watch)

They finally put the red tinsel over the doors at Walmart, which means I’ve officially been given the green light to mentally prep the Christmas plans I won’t find the motivation to actually implement until—oh, I don’t know—December 22 (or whenever Amazon’s Last Day For Guaranteed Shipping happens to fall). Yes, I’m talking about gift-giving. […]

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The Demise of a Homemaker

Hobby Lobby and the Demise of a Formerly Rational Homemaker

When you walk your sweaty, smelly, completely beaten-down-by-the-seemingly-never-ending-summer self into Hobby Lobby in mid-August and find that same self immediately and perhaps unexpectedly assaulted by Christmas paraphernalia and cheer, you’ll react in one of three ways. You may find yourself repulsed by the fact that you’re being manhandled into the busiest season of the year despite […]

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How Low Can You Go: A Primer in the Importance of Keeping Your Expectations Real

The year was 1999. A group of us, all idealistic college seniors at the time, were perched around the kitchen counter of my friend’s impossibly cool mom, enthusiastically soaking up every last syllable of this woman’s personal gospel. “Ladies,” she said in a conspiratorial tone, “I’m gonna tell you the secret to living a happy […]

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This poor mom is clearly suffering from FML Syndrome.

FML Syndrome: When the Mouth Goes on Forever and the Talking Never Ends

I’m beginning to realize that people in the olden days were on to something when they said children should be seen and not heard. I’ve come to this conclusion after witnessing a scientific miracle of sorts: my daughter never stops talking. She actually seems to have inexplicably circumvented the traditional breathing process by replacing breaths with […]

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When "Oops I Did It Again" Isn't An Option

Please, Sir, May I Have One More?: Longing for Another Child when “Oops, I Did it Again” Isn’t an Option

  I’ve always known—or at least since I knew I wanted to have children—that I wanted to have three. To me, three just seems like the perfect number of kids: neither too few to be considered perfect (perfectly predictable, if you ask me), nor so many that people silently stare at you trying to figure […]

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It's hard for me to believe now that I EVER wanted to skip a moment like this.

Ready or Not, Here I Grow: A Mother’s Chronicles in Being So Very Far From Ready

Have you ever experienced that phenomenon wherein something that you look at every day inexplicably becomes invisible to you? Maybe it’s an ever-growing stack of mail that manages to escape your peripheral vision, a pile of laundry that needs to be sorted, or maybe the mantel that you always mean to redecorate but somehow never do. […]

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